May 2013
13 posts
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
Lemme tell you about biochem
the-science-llama:
nomnombutteredtoast:
Glucose is a fat cheerleader with her pompoms down and kicking her right leg up. (RAH RAH YEAH GO TEAM)
Mannose is a fat whore with both her legs up in the air. (IMEAN LOOKAT THAT)
Fructose is a foo fighter. (WHUTAHHHHH)
This is hilarious! C’mon Mannose have some decency!!
April 2013
67 posts
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have a decoy
The Internet has been won
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cthulhupeelz:
bunnywith:
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
I am also that friend
Joining the party.
