bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
Lemme tell you about biochem
the-science-llama: nomnombutteredtoast: Glucose is a fat cheerleader with her pompoms down and kicking her right leg up. (RAH RAH YEAH GO TEAM) Mannose is a fat whore with both her legs up in the air. (IMEAN LOOKAT THAT) Fructose is a foo fighter. (WHUTAHHHHH) This is hilarious! C’mon Mannose have some decency!!
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ I then proceeded to show him what was in it He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh Always have a decoy The Internet has been won ...
cthulhupeelz: bunnywith: koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend I am also that friend Joining the party.